TICKETS are now on sale for Jimmy Carr's two-date return to The Anvil next year with his show Joke Technician.

He'll be in Basingstoke on January 27 and on March 24, and fans are advised to make their bookings now, judging by how quickly these events normally sell out.

According to Jimmy, this show is exactly the same as last year's except every single word. It's rude, crude and offensive but those aren't the only reasons you'll enjoy it. Not to be missed, unless it's not your kind of thing.

Ross Noble brings Things to the venue on March 31. Ross was voted one of the top ten greatest stand ups of all time by Channel 4 viewers - here's your chance to see why. In his new show, he'll be covering the topic of things - big things and small things. Things that have happened to him, things that have happened to you.

Tickets, priced £20 for each gig, are available from the box office on 01256 844244.