Basingstoke chosen to be in 'most boring calendar ever' 2026

A red balloon inside Access Self Storage, Basingstoke, will appear in the 'most boring calendar ever' 2026 <i>(Image: Snowball PR)</i>
A red balloon inside Access Self Storage, Basingstoke, will appear in the 'most boring calendar ever' 2026 (Image: Snowball PR)
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BASINGSTOKE has been chosen to feature as 'Mrs February' in the 'most boring calendar ever' for 2026.

The photo was taken by staff at Access Self Storage with a nod to February's calendar month, beating out competition from other stores.

Dubbed Mrs February, the new quirky and "amusing" Themed Storage Unit calendar has been created to raise money for Cancer Research UK.

Aiming to hit a minimum target of £10,000, the 3,000 calendars are available at stores for the price of £5 each.

A red balloon inside Access Self Storage, Basingstoke, will appear in the 'most boring calendar ever' 2026 (Image: Snowball PR)

Each month, a different storage unit from a location across the UK will be featured.

The smallest store to be pictured is just 12sq ft and will be featured in January with a set of dumbbells, while February's "season of love" will be marked by Basingstoke's red heart sitting in a 700sq ft warehouse.

March is Twickenham, with a storage twist on daffodils in the new season, while April sees a lone Easter egg in a 125sq ft Nottingham unit.

Ealing's yellow-fronted locker will contain Darth Vader's mask as a treat for Star Wars fans on the page for May, while June features a 125sq ft unit in Hayes with just a World Cup trophy.

A blue-doored corridor in Guildford for July will have an inflatable pink flamingo to get ready for the summer month.

A single wooden playhouse marks "moving month" in a Bristol unit for August.

Getting ready for back-to-school September in a Streatham 200sq ft unit, a poppy wreath in Wandsworth for November, and a Christmas tree in Brentford for December.

Access Self Storage said: "Basingstoke has been chosen to feature as Mrs February in possibly the ‘Most Boring Calendar Ever’ for 2026, with every penny raised from sales of the calendars going directly to Cancer Research UK.

"The team at Access Self Storage Basingstoke shot the photo with a themed nod to its calendar month, beating out competition from other stores to make it into the final version of the first ever Themed Storage Unit Calendar."

They add: "Access Self Storage brings a dose of humour and heart to the new year with its unconventional and amusing masterpiece, its updated calendar for 2026 – The ‘Themed’ Storage Unit Calendar.

"Dubbed ‘possibly the most boring calendar ever’, this quirky collection transforms the everyday world of self-storage into a curated monthly celebration of charm, creativity and character.

"Each month offers a different scene from across the UK, proving that even a storage unit can tell a story."

The calendars are on sale in Access Self Storage stores now.

The idea behind choosing subjects for the calendar was that each one "tells its own story," from colourful doors and seasonal themes to pop culture nods and festive tributes.

The units were all pictured by Access Self Storage team.

A spokesperson said: "The calendar, available for just £5, has been created with charity in mind for Christmas, 100% of proceeds will be donated to CRUK, making it a quirky and affordable gift that supports a meaningful cause.

"Whether you’re looking for a light-hearted gift, a piece of novelty art for your home, or simply want to support a great cause, the Themed Storage Unit Calendar is a gift like no other."

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