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Stockbridge distraction burglary e-fit shows man with lettuce for hair

The Hampshire Constabulary e-fit showing the suspect with lettuce style hair. The Hampshire Constabulary e-fit showing the suspect with lettuce style hair.

HAMPSHIRE police have been criticised for releasing the "funniest e-fit ever" - of a man with a "lettuce" on his head.

Cops issued the picture of a man they want to question over a distraction burglary in which an elderly woman had £60 stolen from her handbag at home.

But the likeness they sent out has drawn laughter from people living in Stockbridge because of the green hair given to the suspect.

One resident is reported as saying: "It looks more like a bald man stood in front of an iceberg lettuce.

"I can't imagine anyone actually has a hairstyle like that.

"It's absolutely ludicrous - the funniest e-fit burglar I have ever seen."

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The burglary happened at a home in Nelson Close.

The suspect came to the elderly victim's house and asked for payment for gardening work he said he had completed. After he left the victim noticed that £60 had been taken from her handbag.

The suspect is described as white, aged 40-45, about 5ft 8 tall, round clean shaven face, large round eyes, wavy blonde/greying hair, medium build and clean shaven. He was wearing light coloured clothing.

A Hampshire Constabulary spokesperson said this morning: “We make every effort to ensure that the e-fits we circulate are as accurate and detailed as they possibly can be from the description provided by the witness.

"This is borne out by the quality and detail contained within the facial features. We are though, currently experiencing technical problems with the quality of the hair and are waiting for an upgrade to the system from the company who provides us with the software.

"It is important to point out that the suspect in this case is described as having blond-grey hair.

"We have a duty to do all we can to identify those involved in crime, prevent further occurrences and protect the public and while the hair on this image may not be of the best quality, it takes nothing from the overall clarity of the facial features. It would therefore be wrong to withhold the release of the e-fit just based on this technical issue.

"We would never release an e-fit a victim disagreed or was unhappy with and in this instance the victim fully supported the publication of this image."

Comments(43)

ShedSaint says...
8:19am Tue 21 Sep 10

lettuce hope they catch him soon

Ted Moult says...
8:24am Tue 21 Sep 10

What a "Little Gem".

Hard hearted, "Cos" he's as cool as an "Iceberg"

hulla baloo says...
8:24am Tue 21 Sep 10

And we are paying these numpties to do this?
Did somebody leek the photo?

The irate commuter says...
8:33am Tue 21 Sep 10

Lettuce be havin' yer !

Day Dreamer says...
8:35am Tue 21 Sep 10

"Cos" it looks like him!!!

Family Bloke says...
8:35am Tue 21 Sep 10

Lettuce not forget this man has carried out a crime, the comments above are a very salad reflection of what people think.

What offence did he commit?

I think it he should he should caught and charged with having the dodgiest hair colour ever

enzo27 says...
8:56am Tue 21 Sep 10

wavy blonde greying hair don, say nothing about green lettuce type hair

Lone Ranger says...
9:06am Tue 21 Sep 10

Are you sure the police are looking for a man............ perhaps its Orville the duck they should be searching for. Mind you Keith Harris is the one that should be arrested !!

Mick99 says...
9:10am Tue 21 Sep 10

Jon Reeve I applaud you sir!

Love from Cardiff!

Duckorange says...
9:11am Tue 21 Sep 10

It's clearly snooker star Jimmy White after a bizarre accident "potting the green"

Stillness says...
9:29am Tue 21 Sep 10

The police have asked that we all check our vegetable patch. Cant be in mine, the caterpillars have eaten everything green.

Saint-Scooby says...
9:41am Tue 21 Sep 10

I have nothing to say

TUNA_MAN says...
9:54am Tue 21 Sep 10

sorry hope he gets caught but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Linesman says...
10:05am Tue 21 Sep 10

I bet he did a runner!

campfreddie says...
10:52am Tue 21 Sep 10

This story is a little gem.

N.Hamilton says...
11:00am Tue 21 Sep 10

My partner asks whether he should be caught by Dixon of Dock Greens!

Ozmosis says...
11:01am Tue 21 Sep 10

Perhaps this is just the tip of the Iceberg?

West Ender says...
11:01am Tue 21 Sep 10

Yet another kick in the teeth at HC by the echo?
Why not run the story to try and locate the burglar.
Typical British Media. Always finding fault rather than reporting and getting behind HC
Why not pick on the Govenment who are just about to penalise all public sector rather than the banks (who are still getting big bonusses) who caused the problems in the first place.

Get a grip Daily Echo !!!

West Ender says...
11:01am Tue 21 Sep 10

Yet another kick in the teeth at HC by the echo?
Why not run the story to try and locate the burglar.
Typical British Media. Always finding fault rather than reporting and getting behind HC
Why not pick on the Govenment who are just about to penalise all public sector rather than the banks (who are still getting big bonusses) who caused the problems in the first place.

Get a grip Daily Echo !!!

spotburst says...
11:25am Tue 21 Sep 10

West Ender wrote:
Yet another kick in the teeth at HC by the echo?
Why not run the story to try and locate the burglar.
Typical British Media. Always finding fault rather than reporting and getting behind HC
Why not pick on the Govenment who are just about to penalise all public sector rather than the banks (who are still getting big bonusses) who caused the problems in the first place.

Get a grip Daily Echo !!!
...cue cumbersome response there West Ender!

Brite Spark says...
11:30am Tue 21 Sep 10

His roots need doing again.

freemantlegirl2 says...
11:32am Tue 21 Sep 10

West Ender wrote:
Yet another kick in the teeth at HC by the echo?
Why not run the story to try and locate the burglar.
Typical British Media. Always finding fault rather than reporting and getting behind HC
Why not pick on the Govenment who are just about to penalise all public sector rather than the banks (who are still getting big bonusses) who caused the problems in the first place.

Get a grip Daily Echo !!!
Good grief! are you going to get upset everytime when someone criticises the Police? It's hardly a personal vicious attack, it's a bit of mickey taking which is quite different!

This is so ridiculous it's funny. It could even turn out positively in that now EVERYONE will be looking for this lowlife because of the humour around the e-fit picture. The Dixon of Dock Greens has my vote for the most original! :)

Loving the comments, have had a hilarious five minutes looking through them.

My best wishes to the lady concerned and hope you are compensated for your loss. Stealing from the elderly is sick and I hope they catch him.

monkeenuts says...
12:40pm Tue 21 Sep 10

Stockbridge police should get out of the beet and root this guy out!

enzo27 says...
1:01pm Tue 21 Sep 10

monkeenuts wrote:
Stockbridge police should get out of the beet and root this guy out!
catch him and put in a cellery that would be parsnip for the course

southy says...
1:03pm Tue 21 Sep 10

so dixon of dock green is looking for cabbage patch doll going green

Simon Cowell says...
1:25pm Tue 21 Sep 10

Good job the police didn't replace the lettuce with sweetcorn or the bloke would have got a right cob on.

sausage monkey says...
1:34pm Tue 21 Sep 10

Looks like another supervillain wanna be - Cabbage Patch Man!


sw=bone-onto huh?

Saintbob says...
1:45pm Tue 21 Sep 10

The Lettuce has been spotted in Sainsburys Hedge end!!!

One Micky Channon, there's..... says...
3:31pm Tue 21 Sep 10

Did he have an accomplice? If so was it Mr Potato Head?

Stubs says...
3:39pm Tue 21 Sep 10

His most probably gone back to his roots. Has anyone checked there?

Jonesy 87 says...
3:42pm Tue 21 Sep 10

I'd start looking for him near Brussels!

Big Mac says...
4:00pm Tue 21 Sep 10

The police are still leafing through their records to try and identify him. However, their efforts are not a patch on the public effort.

One Micky Channon, there's..... says...
5:42pm Tue 21 Sep 10

I don't reckon thats his real hair, its a wig, the market stall outside The Crown in Shirley is selling loads of them!.........oh... hang on a minute its a fruit 'n' veg stall, duh!

Stdenysta says...
8:28pm Tue 21 Sep 10

Jonesy 87 wrote:
I'd start looking for him near Brussels!
I don't think he would have got that far, try looking near Chard.

ottermill says...
10:08pm Tue 21 Sep 10

when they catch him give him a rocket.

Mental Micky says...
10:45pm Tue 21 Sep 10

No wonder he looks miserable - someone's nicked his ears.

Stdenysta says...
11:19pm Tue 21 Sep 10

Mental Micky wrote:
No wonder he looks miserable - someone's nicked his ears.
Maybe they're Cauliflower ears!

Smiley69 says...
8:57am Wed 22 Sep 10

Let's hope that the victim of the crime appreciates all your well wishes

Smiley69 says...
8:57am Wed 22 Sep 10

Let's hope that the victim of the crime appreciates all your well wishes

Mike Lucas says...
9:50am Wed 22 Sep 10

Well I must say I am not surprised by anything that happens in beautiful Stockbridge.
Lettuce on the head eh! Wow that just proves it. The police do not even have a noticable presence in the community much less have a clue what goes on behind closed doors. Is this why we do not allow them to carry guns but yet the town folk can? Do the CC camera's even work? Why is the police station only open 2 days a week?
Has anybody ever watched the Andy Griffith show?
The year is 2010. Not 1910!
Pull up yer socks ladies

deadcat says...
2:51pm Wed 22 Sep 10

Happens all the time - look at this one the police came up of me.

Response to itn.co.uk/4f9f456849
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deadcat says...
2:53pm Wed 22 Sep 10

Happens all the time - look at this one the police came up of me.

http://www.flickr.co
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cardboardface/501396
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